heh heh heh...
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Saturday, December 05, 2009
Friday, December 04, 2009
TIGER LIES AT 3 UNDER
T'is the Season for Oversharing and this year jolly Saint Schadenfreude delivered a real "OMG" present to those less fortunate.
Yes this year ubiquitous Billionaire-Boy-Scout-Brand Tiger Woods went to naughty from nice and now he is having his nuts roasted on a very open fire.
Billionaire celebrity Eldrick Tiger Woods may be the best golfer that ever played the game, but why does the great unwashed expect guys like him to be perfect role models too?
Our society's ridiculous slathering worship of professional celebathletes, which should NOT include f*cking Golfers anyway, is just plain stupid.
I am totally bewildered that our culture rewards genetically gifted entertainers with such ludicrous amounts of money and adulation. Hello, they are playing games? They should pay US to go watch them!
Sports is much more than a substitute for War. Sports is a slick spectacle designed to distract the great unwashed from their mundane work-a-day lives.
Sports is supposed to replace the randomness of LIFE with a nobler more honest version that has universal rules that apply to all of the players...Yes, a level playing field.
Not to mention that there are referees and judges who, unlike our assortment of gods, actually interfere in the moment and hand out cautions, penalties, evictions, and even suspensions. There are Rules.
Owners, Agents, Employees, and the plethora of Merchants all really just want to make money by selling us tickets, beer, and salty snacks, it's a business.
Unfortunately for young boys it's a real-life hero psychological imprinting mechanism. A role model factory of dreams.
But in the end, it's just a game, and now, another prefabricated "hero" has just shanked a few too many in the bush.
T'is the Season for Oversharing and this year jolly Saint Schadenfreude delivered a real "OMG" present to those less fortunate.
Yes this year ubiquitous Billionaire-Boy-Scout-Brand Tiger Woods went to naughty from nice and now he is having his nuts roasted on a very open fire.
Our society's ridiculous slathering worship of professional celebathletes, which should NOT include f*cking Golfers anyway, is just plain stupid.
I am totally bewildered that our culture rewards genetically gifted entertainers with such ludicrous amounts of money and adulation. Hello, they are playing games? They should pay US to go watch them!
Sports is much more than a substitute for War. Sports is a slick spectacle designed to distract the great unwashed from their mundane work-a-day lives.
Sports is supposed to replace the randomness of LIFE with a nobler more honest version that has universal rules that apply to all of the players...Yes, a level playing field.
Not to mention that there are referees and judges who, unlike our assortment of gods, actually interfere in the moment and hand out cautions, penalties, evictions, and even suspensions. There are Rules.
Owners, Agents, Employees, and the plethora of Merchants all really just want to make money by selling us tickets, beer, and salty snacks, it's a business.
Unfortunately for young boys it's a real-life hero psychological imprinting mechanism. A role model factory of dreams.
But in the end, it's just a game, and now, another prefabricated "hero" has just shanked a few too many in the bush.
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Worst Nightmare Scenario
MY WORST NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
You will never-ever-ever catch me deciding to go out for a 'tipsy' paddle on the ocean at dusk...
ev-verrr!
You will never-ever-ever catch me deciding to go out for a 'tipsy' paddle on the ocean at dusk...
ev-verrr!
what would be your worst nightmare?
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